Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	4246	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Farms Harvested:	938	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	542	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.