Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	8269	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Towns Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Farms Harvested:	919	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.