Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4908	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	983	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Potions Brewed:	149

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	1281
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!