Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4820
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	8322	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4935

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	105	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	243	Players Killed by Monsters:	5425
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	804650
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3084	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	115	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.