Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	122773	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	3874	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	143
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2933	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	241	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	425900

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	6858	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.