Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	234915

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3248	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Farms Harvested:	518	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1719
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.