Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	168
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Enchantments Applied:	158	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	196	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	926561	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	349
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Villages Defended:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	8678
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	827980
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!