Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	711576	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	8840
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9582
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3727
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Crops Grown:	7478	Emeralds Found:	9914

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	6214
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Crops Grown:	8254	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7093	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	2471
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!