Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4242	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Animals Bred:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	New Chunks Explored:	182742
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9964
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.