Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Potions Brewed:	86
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2921

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6618	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3955	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.