Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7728	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	119

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7763	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.