Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Love Letters Sent:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	119

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6170	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7253
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Items Found:	8346

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ores Mined:	7127	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	379869	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crops Grown:	5454	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.