Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	176
Potions Brewed:	191	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	350
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	145	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
New Chunks Explored:	495398	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	181	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6086
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	1503
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.