Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	116
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3040
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7793
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	5244	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	200
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	862	Farms Harvested:	513

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!