Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	4950	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	121	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	504
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ores Mined:	7341

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3077	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.