Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Animals Bred:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Star Shards Collected:	117	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Crops Grown:	7765
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9435	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mines Excavated:	1097	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!