Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	435
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	4513
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1785	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Star Shards Collected:	227
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mines Excavated:	1464	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3566
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
New Chunks Explored:	117492	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Towns Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	92	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!