Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ores Mined:	4604	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	5087	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9581	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2731	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.