Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	199	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	469	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	5388

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	105
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.