Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5317
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	8749	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Potions Brewed:	190
Crops Grown:	5060	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mines Excavated:	4466
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2086	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Buildings Constructed:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	103	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!