Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Void Armor Forged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	834911
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Star Shards Collected:	266
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	243
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	2708

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.