Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3896
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	298	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Emeralds Found:	3876
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9713
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Farms Harvested:	305
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	2509
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1149	Villages Defended:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3027	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.