Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SnickerzCraft

Factions, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Here at SnickerzCraft our main objective is to have fun, with a wide variety of plugins the server is one step away from being modded without mods! Custom furniture and maps make SnickerzCraft a unique and amazing server with an awesome community! There’s something for everyone here at SnickerzCraft including RPG and Survival. We offer a unique player market as well as an Admin shop, the donation store is affordable and we are currently working on an Elemental prison server which is going to rock your socks off!

So don’t hesitate, come along and meet our extensive range of custom mobs, bosses and blocks, some of which include: Custom Backpacks, Fruit and vegetables, Table of elements, Custom survival items and much much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Horizon RPG

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HorizonRPG 1.18.2

Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

IP: play.horizonrpg.net

Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9788	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Deepslate

Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Calzones Quarry

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	5610
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	682930
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TKCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

From 1.19.4 to 1.20.X | [TK]Craft IP: tekaz.net

SurvivalOP is a modality where you will find custom biomes, custom villages, custom items, ranks, economy, pvp, custom bosses, trade, clans and many more!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wwQuNAsF5w

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	4440	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ferox Reborn

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Do you remember of Ferox, the friendly, non grief survival based server ? It is back! If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GHOST.lv SMP

Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

-Nice Spawn – PVP Arena – RTP – NPCs – Creates – Skills – Auction – Coin Shop – Bank – Claimland – Parkour – Sky Battle – Survival SMP server –

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JiggyCraft

Survival

[1.20+] JiggyCraft is one of the Greatest Streamer networks in the world with the most popular game modes! With over a decade of games you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • MiniGames• and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4185

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Michael Nugg Smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A very fun smp to play it has many custom recipes and events.It has dungeons,jobs and economy. Join Michael nug smp and have fun.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mystical Network

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	7253
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Snorlex

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!

Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon

Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!

Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.