Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3726	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	271917	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Emeralds Found:	2239
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5384	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	278	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	200	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.