Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ores Mined:	4067	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4716
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	139346

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	1761
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.