Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	785438
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9917	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Towns Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fade SMP

Economy

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	567831
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	300	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3936
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.