Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1886	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Items Found:	8121
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	58	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6002	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	8789
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!