Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BeeWildMC

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

1.20.1 Java SMP Survival server with Quests (one time, and daily), Jobs, MCMMO, Custom Ranks available in game, PvE, large resource world, claims, grief prevention, and more.

Oneblock access is now available to everyone in game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Relicium

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Discover Relicium, a Minecraft server where strategy, bravery and cooperation forge legends. Immerse yourself in an epic adventure in search of ancient relics, lead your alliance to glory, and shape the destiny of nations. With unique tycoon mechanics and “King of the Hill” events, Relicium offers an unmatched experience. Are you ready to make your mark in the world of Relicium? Join now and write your own story!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6490

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Concordia MC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Key things about Concordia MC: – We are a Semi-vanilla SMP server on Java 1.20.2!! – Economy and shopping district included! (you can own your own shop as well) – Help channels are readily available in our discord. – Donator roles can be purchased OR earned through referring friends! – English language only. – Hosted in Eastern North America! No lag can be felt from Western NA, Eastern NA and Europe! – No PVP (unless both players consent) – it’s a chill place to hang with friends without any drama! – A very good Anti-Cheat plugin keeps those pesky hackers away. – Land claiming is incorporated via the Residence plugin! – Future plans include a housing district at spawn, regular fun events, minigames, competitions and fun events.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftMine

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CraftMine is a Semi-Vanilla Survival Server that has for years been building an awesome community of players, everyone is welcome on CraftMine.

Even cracked players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Revis-live.de

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Revis-live.de – Your home for a nostalgic Minecraft experience!

Welcome to Revis-live.de, the Minecraft network that specializes entirely in freebuild and citybuild. Our focus is on giving you a feeling of nostalgia while integrating cutting-edge plugins for ultimate convenience.

Growing community: Join our ever-growing community and discover how Minecraft builds friendships and unlocks creativity. We look forward to welcoming you to our network!

Enter the world of Revis-live.de and discover why we are more than just a Minecraft server – we are a vibrant community waiting to be enriched by you. We look forward to welcoming you soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Comunidad Extreme LDM

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

-new realistic biomes -New decoration blocks -City with plots -Auctions -Clans -Infinite parkour with score -Pets -New enchantments (over 200) -Shop for custom items, cars, planes, firearms, blocks -Stones of Protection -Jobs -Graves -Meteorites -Trade with /trade -Moris is a /dback

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GANGUI

KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

2 guys who want to change the minecraft game. we are not currently open but… http://gangui.eu – 1.20 +

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GG-Survival.net

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Economy Survival: Welcome to GG-Survival.net, where the thrill of survival meets the excitement of a bustling economy! Dive into our Economy Survival world where you can craft, build, and thrive in a dynamic player-driven economy. Engage in trade, set up your own shops, and amass wealth as you explore the vast landscapes filled with endless opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your Minecraft journey, our Economy Survival server offers a rich and immersive experience for all. Join us and carve your path to success in a world where your skills and entrepreneurship reign supreme.

Anarchy: Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of survival in the untamed lands of GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Here, chaos reigns supreme as players navigate a lawless landscape where anything goes. No rules, no boundaries, just pure, unadulterated freedom to play the game as you see fit. Whether you’re forming alliances, waging epic battles, or simply exploring the vast, uncharted territories, our Anarchy server offers an adrenaline-fueled experience like no other. Will you rise to power or fall to the depths of chaos? The choice is yours in GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Join us if you dare to embrace the wild side of Minecraft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SkyBlueMC

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Server based on Survival and PvP Modes, server events are always notified through the Server discord.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WishSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to WishSMP . our main goal on this server is to help others share there skills wether its from basic skills to expert skills we are WISH Team and we like to share and helpout . WishSMP is a server that is also dedicated to achieving minecrarfts first ever zen garden server meaning that it is ment for people to come , play and relax . our dedicated discord server has a dedicated chat channel and voice chats that are ment to release stress so come on join WISH SMP and our discord server to have fun and relax .Also stay tuned for updates on our secret game modes

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SaintMC

Skyblock

Embark on an awesome adventure by playing the #1 Community-Based Minecraft Network. SaintMC , so you’ll experience a brand-new community-based server like no other. We also offer Bedrock Support, which you can use with 25597.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Animals Bred:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

tabularia

Anarchy, Roleplay, Vanilla

Tapularia stands as an experimental Minecraft server, a realm crafted not merely for play but as a canvas for probing the depths of human reactions, behaviors, and sentiments. It serves as a social laboratory, meticulously designed to scrutinize responses towards diverse facets: content proliferation, social dynamics, friendship cultivation, patterns of griefing, economic principles, and ownership paradigms. Embedded within its virtual terrain lies a nuanced critique of contemporary capitalism, ingeniously woven into the fabric of a Minecraft universe.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shadowgem

Pixelmon

Hello and Welcome to Pixelmon Shadowgem! A small community looking to welcome new members into it’s ranks. We offer free prebuilt homes incase you don’t feel like building. A slide to catch almost any Pokemon and a chance for most legendary pokemon to show up at spawn! Join and give us a try! Discord: IP:45.144.225.101:25565

-/shop -Pokemon Plushies -Dex Rewards -Pixelmon Skills -/HUNT -/Bingo -Crates -Shadow Pokemon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AxolotlMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ACTIVE SKYBLOCK! WE WILL BE WITH YOU SOON WITH MORE. THE BEST PLUGINS, THE BEST MAPLER, THE MOST EQUIPPED MANAGEMENT TEAM.

AXOLOTL MC

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SolosSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

SolosSMP – A Vanilla SMP Minecraft Server

– Quality Life Tweaks – Special Abilities and Commands –

Allowed: Griefing, Raiding & PvP. Prohibited: Hacking & Cheating!

IP: SoloSMP.net Port: 25565 Java & Bedrock: 1.20.2+

DISCLAIMER: SolosSMP is an independent Minecraft Server, not endorsed or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Crops Grown:	1082	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.