Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	134
Emeralds Found:	9019	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Modded Dimension

Creative, FTB, Survival Games

Explore a unique Minecraft experience with the ATM9 modpack, designed to rekindle the joy of exploration and teamwork. ATM9 is not just a game; it’s an adventure, enhancing Minecraft’s core with sophisticated mods for unforgettable journeys.

ATM9 unleashes creativity, with mods that expand the world’s magic, fostering unparalleled collaboration and innovation.

Our community thrives on nostalgia, offering a peaceful retreat where fun, relaxation, and memories of carefree days come to life. We prioritize a smooth, lag-free experience, ensuring your adventures are seamless and enjoyable.

ATM9 is more than a modpack; it’s a haven from the stress the real world blending nostalgia with modern conveniences.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Centrel Games

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

The Centrel Games Minecraft Server is the home of MassivePvP, the gamemode which is around 10 years old, so, we decided to add it back, with a twist and new features.

The MassivePvP gamemode dates back to 2012, where players can get their gear, enchant, and fight in a big open outdoor arena! We have custom items, rewards and features to make this an amazing experience for all players!

We are a network of a bunch of cool games, so make sure to join our discord server to stay up to date!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Buildings Constructed:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Winterscape

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

BRAND NEW SERVER! Come join a growing community to play minecraft at it’s best. 1.19 loaded chunks, mostly vanilla gameplay. Custom textures will be coming in the future! The end will be opening soon, so come join and prepare to battle the fearsome ender dragon with your fellow server members!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Love Letters Sent:	7
Emeralds Found:	6030	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Horizon smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is a minecraft server on 1.20+ that you’ll be able to play on both java and bedrock edition on java edition the ip is play.horizonsmp.org and on bedrock the server adress is 45.85.88.66 and port 4009 The server is an economy and lifesteal server where you gain money and become the richest and gain hearts by killing people. The server also is about pvp since you have to gain hearts to survive you can also claim kits in the server Discord : https://discord.gg/zYas6TZhTu

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chlebocraft

Survival

The nas The old minecraft server Chlebocraft has reopened. We focus on stable survival without unnecessary plugins.

So that you don’t get bored, you can also find events with various prizes, special events and much more.

The server is constantly evolving and we are looking for new ways to make the game more enjoyable for players. However, we pay attention to stability and quality, which we draw from player feedback, so that everything is to their satisfaction.

A great and nice community with a helpful admin team guaranteed.

Join us and enjoy the game, we look forward to seeing you! Don’t forget to join our discord so you don’t miss news and important announcements: https://discord.gg/MKf7FMapYj

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

pine. MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

The official server of pine. Systems!

This server has:

Bedwars KitPvP Prison Skyblock Survival Events TnTRun and even… Bedrock Support!

Server Version is: 1.8-1.20

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Alpinita

Towny

Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: mc.projects.gg / Site: https://projects.gg/

To join Turkish Survival Server Gaia, just connect from version 1.20.4!

Download Minecraft: https://projects.gg/indir Join Discord » https://projects.gg/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

craftplex lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal

Welcome to the CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, where survival meets the supernatural in the most electrifying way possible!

Dive into a world where darkness and light collide, where every heartbeat resonates with the pulse of adventure. CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP is not just your average survival server; it’s a journey into the unknown, where players harness the power of lifesteal to conquer the most daunting challenges.

Picture yourself navigating through a landscape teeming with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and hidden treasures waiting to be unearthed. As you explore, you’ll encounter fellow adventurers, forging alliances and facing off against foes in epic battles for supremacy.

But here’s the twist: in CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, your survival isn’t just about avoiding danger—it’s about embracing it. With the power of lifesteal at your fingertips, every strike against your enemies fuels your vitality, turning the tide of battle in your favor.

Forge your path as a master of the dark arts or a beacon of light in a world shrouded in mystery. Build towering fortresses to defend against the forces of darkness or embark on daring raids to claim glory and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

With custom plugins and a vibrant community of adventurers, CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP offers endless possibilities for those brave enough to venture into its depths. Are you ready to embrace the darkness and become a legend in your own right? Join us on CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP and carve your legacy in the annals of history.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TobitopiaNet

Creative, PvP

TobitopiaNet – Minigames Network [1.8 – 1.20]

INFORMATION ABOUT THE NETWORK: – We program 99.99% of the plugins ourselves – We currently have 25 games – We support English, German, Korean, Russian and 17 other languages

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lunar Legends

Survival

Welcome to Lunar Legends, where Minecraft meets Modernization! Our Fabric modded server is all about enhancing the classic Minecraft experience with fresh, custom features. Designed by our talented development team, we aim to keep the gameplay feeling familiar while introducing exciting new elements each month. Explore our distinct dimensions, each offering unique landscapes and adventures, and hunt down our exclusive custom items scattered throughout the world. Join us on Lunar Legends and experience Minecraft in a whole new light, where the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Goof Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Goof Country is a single biome only server. Right now its dripstone caves. The biome changes every 1st and 15th of the month.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blossom Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	196	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Horizons Reborned

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	7447
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Forgotten Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.