Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ironclad Vanilla

PvE, Vanilla, Whitelist

Grief Protection/Rollback – No World Resets – No Spawned Items

Ironclad Vanilla is a whitelisted Semi-Vanilla server that strives to maintain a thriving community.

The map will never, ever, be reset. This means that you have all the imaginative freedom that you want in creating the most amazing builds and structures without ever worrying about it being lost. Map downloads become available every few months, so you will have forever access to your builds!

Please join our discord to apply. https://dsc.gg/ironclad

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GubbCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist

WELCOME TO THE GUBBCRAFT SERVER!We are a casual, mature server interested in build projects and having fun playing minecraft in our down time. We don’t have any scheduled events or group builds at the moment, just jump in and start playing. If you have any ideas let us know, we are still figuring stuff out.

RULES————————————No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t go around killing people especially if you don’t know them. if you do end up killing someone accidentally or with permission, help them get back to their grave to retrieve their inventory. PVP is okay if it is agreed upon first.

Clean up after yourselves, don’t leave floating trees or 1×1 towers. Please fill in creeper holes.

No Cheating, we don’t use hacked clients. Please keep this server Vanilla.

Keep it local, try to stay within a theme when building near other players builds. If you aren’t sure how just ask.

Be Decent, it’s not hard, just be cool.

Apply Here

https://forms.gle/LJB1Z2eL5TPovGfbA

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ursae

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Roshan.wtf Anarchy server without rules, without admins, without map resets.

Vanilla gameplay. No TP, no home, no spawn, no tpa. Type /help for ALL the commands. Has an economy with auction and a /shop Version 1.18.2 / latest

https://gps.roshan.wtf

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	653103	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FurixMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Introducing FurixMC Skyblock – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey to the skies with FurixMC Skyblock! Dive into a world of boundless possibilities where you’ll find yourself stranded on a floating island in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Our server is dedicated to delivering an exhilarating Skyblock experience like no other.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fairy Tail Legends of Ishgar

Anime, Bosses, Celestialspirit, Dungeons, Erza, Fairy, Fairytail, Gray, Guilds, Happy, Laxus, Lucy, Magic, Magicspells, Mythicmobs, Natsu, Rogue, Roleplay, Sting, Tail, Wendy

A world of Fairy Tail, Magic, Wonder and Adventure!

An actual Fairy Tail Server with everything you could hope for!Live your life as a Wizard in the kingdom of Fiore, take on our 80+ requests, join one of the 10 guilds, train and enjoy everything the world has to offer, around the world you can find and obtain all sorts of Magics. Take one of the 20 Magic Classes and train in your Magic skill until you’re a top wizard with all 14 class spells!

Fire – Control the element of fire, allowing you to scorch your enemies and douse flames!

Water – Control the very water of earth itself, striking your enemies with water and blocking their attacks!

Ice – Create and Manipulate Ice in various forms!

Guns – Requip advanced Magical Guns, Snipe your enemies and shoot out Tornadoes(Among other things)!

Reflector – Distort all that is inorganic, reflecting all manner of substances to gain the edge over your enemies

Gravity – Obtain the power to manipulate the very gravity itself!

Sand – Manipulate Sand to attack and defend!

Snow – Create and control Snow, using it to freeze and attack your enemies!

Light – Create and manipulate hardened Light, using it to pierce enemies and create Light Seals!

Shadow – Utilise the properties of Shadows, striking the enemy from their own Shadow and becoming one yourself!

Lightning – Call down and manipulate Lightning, becoming it and using it to attack and defend

Air – Manipulate the wind and atmosphere, turning the world into your play ground!

Enchanter – Gain the ability to Enchant people and things, creating Berserkers and calling down Meteors.

Celestial Spirit – Summon Celestial Spirits from another world who’ll fight for you using their Keys

Take Over – Call forth great animals, beasts and demons from within your Souls and perform Take Overs on Monsters!

Paper – Use various coloured Papers with different Effects to dominate your enemies!

Solid Script – Write magical words in the air and use their meaning to fight!

Sound – Create and control Sound to Attack, Defend, Support and Weaken your enemies!

Smoke – Create and manipulate Smoke to defend yourself, hurt your enemies and suffocate them!

Requip – Requip powerful weapons and armours with magical abilities to overwhelm your enemies!

Obtain unique and immense magics around the world!

Concerning Ranks –

Can I be Mod?No but you can send an application to my email or on Discord, found on the server

Can I be Admin?Absolutely not, you will only be promoted after being Moderator for a period of time and have done the job properly

You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Cffd6gu !

Additional NotesA true RPG for Fairy Tail, live as a Wizard, grow as a Wizard and enjoy the world that’s come to your door step!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Citadel

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

This is a city with lots of interesting places to explore! Feel free to buy houses, rent hotels, even get a living by fishing for stuff to sell! Play Minecraft like you never have before! Meet new friends, join games, and play to your hearts content! Earn your living by going into the wild and building a farm, spread your wings and explore beyond the Great Barrier! This barrier was built to protect all who live inside its walls, but if you wish to leave, there are two easy exits by the two different ends of the river. No one knows what is beyond, only that one day, the settlements and builds will spread across the world! Be sure to check out the website at: rhinogirl.wixsite.com/gamingcommunity

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KingdomsCalling

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom’s Calling is a server of mixed play. Begin your journey in the Kingdom Mines (Prison), Head to PVP World or Go Straight to Kingdom (TOWNY). Kingdom Mines are a place to earn special perms, tags, jobs and more. Create your Kingdoms Dynasty in the mines and earn your way to the top. PVP WORLD is where you can become the unbeatable Dynasty Team Champions. (New Champion each Month!) Towny’s Kingdom is a good place to start your Kingdom or join one. Kingdoms are a peaceful home area PVP free and safe for our laid back players. Kingdom battles are fought in the battlefields where Kingdoms earn their Military ranks to defend and create Military bases for their Kingdom. Come and unlock your Kingdom today!

Play choices a place for everyone:

Level 1: KINGDOM: – Safe Zone (Mob and PVP Free) Level 2: Highlands (resworld) -Normal Zone (Reg. Mobs and PVP Free) Level 3: DeepRun (resworld) -HARD Zone (Advanced Mobs and PVP Options)

*PRISON* *TOWNY* *PVP* *MILITARY ROLEPLAY* *PEACEFUL KINGDOM* *ECONOMY* *RANKS* *MORE*

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Farms Harvested:	893	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ultima Kingdoms

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdoms, a mix of Factions and Towny, with a touch of rpg, custom biomes, and custom caves. Choose to be a techy human, a gear-forging dwarf, an aquatic triton, or an element bender (from Avatar – The Last Airbender!).

Also feel free to join our discord server at https://discord.gg/ccPeBQk

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Star Shards Collected:	286	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

For Lack of a Better Game

Survival, Vanilla

Greetings, fellow adventurers! We are FLoaBG, the architects behind an extraordinary dream: our magnificent Minecraft server. Brace yourselves for an exhilarating Adventure SMP, where our world transforms into a captivating narrative. Join us as the community expands, unveiling a breathtaking discovery of a mysterious character lurking in the shadows.

But that’s not all! prepare for a cascade of excitement and Immerse yourself in a dynamic storyline with monthly updates and gripping events designed to captivate the community. The server itself undergoes a metamorphosis with each passing month, introducing custom items, exclusive events, and exhilarating gamemodes for everyone to relish and showcase their skills.

Forge alliances and forge your destiny! Dive into the adventure that awaits you where the possibilities are as boundless as your imagination. Craft your own saga alongside newfound friends or embark on a solo quest with a plethora of options and ideas awaiting your exploration. Uncover an arsenal of cutting-edge custom weapons, intricately woven into the rich tapestry of our world and its vibrant community.

But wait, there’s more! Become an integral part of the unfolding saga by contributing your ideas and engaging in the creative process by voting and suggesting your brilliant concepts on our Discord server, the hub where our community thrives and our vision comes to life. Join us on this epic journey as we shape the world into a realm where your wildest dreams and grandest adventures come to fruition!

Come check us out here at our Discord https://discord.floabg.com/ Our Minecraft server ip is: minecraft.floabg.com

We also have an optional mod pack you can download to enhance your gaming experience if you so choose. This can be found on Modrinth under the name FLoaBG Vanilla, or a small guide on our discord server.

– Entrodor_Wolfry and team

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

qwerty

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

QWERTY survival. grief, raid, ally, enjoy! vanilla minecraft.

make teams and fight with other teams, or join up and take over! recently started server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mineral Network

MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Mineral Network!!!! We Currently have Survival open! We have several gamemodes in the process of being opened! We are working on opening skyblock,towny, and one block!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New! 1.20+ ⭐️ | 600+ Dungeons 🗝️ | 350+ Biomes + Terralith 🌳 | Custom Bosses 🐉 | ⛏️🪨 Custom Ore | 3 Different Worlds 🌪️ | Friendly, No-Grief Community 👫 | No P2W 🚫 | NO RESETS !!!

Bosses, Customarmor, Customenchants, Customore, Customweapons, dragons, Dungeons, free, Freeranks, Magic, mmo, mmorpg, Nop2w, Noreset, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Survival

Key Highlights:

Discover More:Dive into the detailed world of Dragon Shield for a fair, mod-free MMO RPG adventure. With over 500 unique dungeons and 300+ biomes, the game offers an array of custom bosses, captivating storylines, and the opportunity to forge powerful armor. Select your preferred difficulty level, and join a wholesome, no-griefing community. Elevate your gaming experience with Playtime Ranks and explore custom-designed realms, including the End and Nether.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlueFoxSMP

Survival

This is the Best Server you should Join with a very active player base. this server supports java + bedrock crossplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Survival Time! 1.20.4

Survival

Come for the survival time! The Survival Time server is a survival server that does not allow griefing or stealing.

Plugins list:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

Essentials

ChestShop

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	124
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Seth SMP

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Seth SMP Is still a work in progress but we managed to put our server in Alpha stage! Right now new plugins are being put including Free Starter Kits! Join now we want to help you guide your way! To victory! 😀

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.