Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NugCraft

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

XyroCraft

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Items Found:	4570	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	4575	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8894	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

1v1, Adventure, Archery, Arena, Bows, Castlewars, Checkers, Creative, Friendly, games, Minecraft, Minigames, Other, Paintball, PvP, Realtimestrategy, RPG, Rts, SKY, Skywars, Snowball, Survival, Unique, world

A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

Gamemodes:

Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3243
Buildings Constructed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3260	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	137	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

PVP Economy; Physical

Java edition only.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3730	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2229	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MagicWorld

Survival

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BD Crafters

Survival

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◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.