omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Animals Bred: 93
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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