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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4811 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!
Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!
Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!