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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2179 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7828 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!
Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!
Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!