Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4186	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

COLE PALMER Minecraft SMP TO PLAY AT LEFT BACK – ENGLAND MANAGER

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new cow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, that chest was cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen appeared and started chasing them around the server, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they went. It was a wild ride, but that player eventually defeated the pigmen and became a hero among the server community.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even uncover some cursed loot, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	6555
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UpsettingPeopleMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring, law-abiding citizen in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to steal your neighbor’s diamonds, prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens, or start a llama army to take over the server. The possibilities are endless when you’re part of our crazy community.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself? Or will you team up with other players to uncover the mystery together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where everything is hilariously messed up in the best way possible!

Ever wanted to ride a chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our chickens are equipped with diamond armor and are ready to take on any foe.

Think mining for diamonds is too easy? Try mining for exploding watermelons instead! Watch out for those sneaky melons, they’ll blow up in your face if you’re not careful.

And don’t even get us started on our zombie villagers. They’ve formed their own village and are throwing wild parties every night. Join them for a dance-off or try to steal some of their loot, if you dare.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MissileCraftEU

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the EU is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even Iran is tryna get in on the action by supplying us with ballistic missiles. like, how insane is that? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. plus, who knows what other countries will try to get in on the fun next? join now before the whole world is talking about us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Co-op: Prosocial Paradise

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LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE THOSE PROSOCIAL BUSINESSES BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY WE MAKE BLOCKS!

WE PROMOTE COLLABORATION AND WELL-BEING, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE GOT THE BEST COMMUNITY OUT THERE. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SELF-INTEREST, WE CARE ABOUT BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND HAVING FUN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A LEGENDARY STORY ABOUT A CREEPER WHO LEARNED HOW TO DANCE AND NOW HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. YOU WON’T FIND THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL AND BUILD SOME CRAZY BLOCKY CREATIONS, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! 🤪🎉🔥

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What is the IP for FGTeeV Minecraft Server?

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FGTeeV is a popular family gaming and toy unboxing YouTube channel created by Vincent Carter and his wife Samantha. They are known for their entertaining and humorous content showcasing video game playthroughs, challenges, reviews, and unboxings. FGTeeV has amassed a large following of dedicated fans, with millions of subscribers and views on their channel. Their family-friendly videos appeal to viewers of all ages, making them one of the most beloved YouTubers in the gaming community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	3915
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Melio SMP: Where Whitelists are as exclusive as a VIP club and plugins are as minimal as my attention span

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Server Overview
Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: No teleportation or warps A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust) A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin Diamond-based economy and shopping district A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Server Overview

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have:

No teleportation or warps
A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust)
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t. Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
What is the server’s philosophy?	Our philosophy is to keep the core experience vanilla and to keep the server centered around the community.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We have minimal plugins to maintain a vanilla experience, with the exception of TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
Is there a land-claiming system?	No, we have a trust system in place instead of land-claiming or protection. Griefs and theft are prevented by building a community based on trust.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy and a designated shopping district for players to trade and purchase items.
Will the server world ever reset?	We do not plan on resetting the world, providing a sense of longevity for players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8914
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BdayBlockBonanza

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Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ores Mined:	1323
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lit London English Teachers

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so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ores Mined:	5992	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arctic Plant Party

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Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.