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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5904 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
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