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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3143 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 114 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
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