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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2163 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
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