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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6644 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6624 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
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