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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 969 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
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PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
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