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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7644 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 452 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
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