Welcome to our totally not insane Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the gender war in the real world? Well, in our server, we don’t care if you’re a boy, girl, or even a creeper in disguise! As long as you can swing a pickaxe and build a killer castle, you’re welcome here.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been stealing all the diamonds and causing chaos in the land. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a disgruntled ex-player who got banned for griefing. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the server?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the iron golems. Will you join their rebellion and fight for villager rights? Or will you side with the golems and crush the uprising?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs gender wars when you can have epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans with your fellow players? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone can just be human…or whatever they want to be!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadWhip into Shape Edition! Join us for some steamy adventures in the pixelated world, where anything goes and everyone is encouraged to let their wildest fantasies run wild.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.

    But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixel Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild west of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us as we wreak havoc on the virtual world, causing mischief and mayhem wherever we go. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of insanity and laughter, where the only rule is to have fun. So come on, join us and let’s show those western countries what real chaos looks like!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Rey Hugs Dom Minecraft SMP

    Rey Hugs Dom Minecraft SMP
    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our server when suddenly, Rey Mysterio and Dom appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a tag team match! The stakes? If you win, Rey retires from wrestling forever. But if you lose, you have to wear a luchador mask for the rest of your days on the server. It’s a high-flying, high-stakes battle that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and help throw the dragon the ultimate dance party to save the world from destruction! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Third Generation is taking over with Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido (JP) Playing Favourites edition!

    Join us for crazy birthday streams, original songs with 1980s City Pop vibes, and guerrilla streams that will blow your blocky mind. From members-only watchalongs to handcam arts and crafts, our server is the place to be for all things wacky and wonderful.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Memory is taking a break until the end of the month just to recover from the sheer awesomeness. With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of hilarious content to enjoy.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for your mind to be blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether. Let’s get crafting!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

    ””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

    Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

    Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Mines Excavated: 3957

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

    Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

    So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

    Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Magic Items Found: 5877 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

    Friendly Guys Minecraft Server
    Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

    DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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