AnnoyingAF | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CatFactsMC SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3160

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	3647
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	5055	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	660	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	634	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mines Excavated:	3858	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyLungs BeGone

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	575	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4867
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	426
Star Shards Collected:	187	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5132
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1210
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GobbleCraft Discord

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so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	9125
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8947	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3