AnnoyingAF | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisterHIPPACraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	237
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	951
Mines Excavated:	2030	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4