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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5672 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 985990 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!