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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 678 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!