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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2954 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!
On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?