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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41 Dimension Hops: 15
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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