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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1278 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
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So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!