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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7650 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6782 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!